“Sushi Madness”
My friend, Miss Tad, (as I got accustomed to calling her), called me out of the blue and asked me to meet her up at Tower Records. I didn’t feel good, at all, so I was trying to tell her that, but after a while I was like
”Ahh screw it!” and asked her to come into my apartment so I can lay down for a bit. She made it fairly easy for me, for a while I laid on the couch and we just tell jokes and make fun of each other, and after a while, I got my mind off that I was sick.
I needed to get something to eat, so I suggested going to a sushi parlor. Being the sushi lover she and I are, we were on our marry way to the “sushi place”, and this, my friends, had made my day ENTIRELY!!! I wanted to eat at home, in case I got sick again, but we were going to meet up with another friend, who needed shoes--So, we stayed in the sushi parlor, and ate there. It's a little pricy, I must admit, but it was worth it. So after finishing our meal, we stayed and talked, since our other friend wasn't going to be ready for another half hour. The workers opened up the door. And since then two homeless people came in asking for money. One that was barely audible, and of course easy to dismiss; we just shook our heads and he left without so much as a fuss. The second one, however, came in, asked a couple next to us for spare change.
"I never had sushi before, care to spare some change so I can have some?"
They obviously dismissed him. THEN he came our way. Miss Tad looks Latina, but she isn’t. We came to the conclusion that no one knows what she is XD. She's a mix. And this guy started speaking Spanish to us. At first I was dumbfounded; I gave him a blank stare.
"Hola mami, ¿Como estas?! ¿Hablas Español?"
We gave each other blank stares, at first out of confusion, but when he didn't leave it was more of "why isn't he leaving yet" kind of look.
"Don't be playing like that, I know yous speak Spanish, you look like Spanish girls, or at least English! You have to know English don't lie like that, aww man you fucking liars. I know you guys speak English and Spanish. Man, why do you got to be playing like that."
Then he literally storms out of the parlor, still cussing and talking to himself. Miss Tad and I just gave each other one more stare before we just blatantly laughed. I don't think I laughed so loud. At first it was silent, because the employees just looked at us first, to see if we were okay after his constant harassment from a homeless guy. Eventually, everyone was paralyzed with laughter. How can you not be? LOL that really made my day!