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I've been trying to help hubby out LotharHex get back into writing by giving him writing prompts where I choose 3 words and he has a time limit to write this story, and the three words I picked have to show up in the story in some form or another. The time limit is a challenge, but it also prevents procrastination. For his first story I chose: Urologist, donut, and bee. This is what he came up with:

The time limit was 1 hr and 30 minutes, and there is a line toward the end that nearly killed me I laughed so hard.

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My bday was on June 8th, I gots me some more bday art art to update today :aww:

By Nobody you should totally check her out!  You'll love her characters and stories!



By Nobody Check her out!! SHE'S AWESOME. And pyro-licious. Mmmm!



By Nobody Check him out Sonic Team fans, he's got some good stories brewin' Also great original characters too!



By Nobody JAMY JAMY SHE'S OUR GAL. Go look at her gallery. It's filled with much cute!!!!




Thanks guys, this really made my day :)

I'd write more but regardless that I sobered up, I'm still not over the effects of alcohol. Even though I didn't drink much, it usually doesn't take much for me to get all woozy.

I'll give a proper update soon!


(last years update:


Update: Nobody submitted his picture :) Check it out.

Thanks a lot for the bday wishes guys. Sorry it took me so long to say this. The day of my bday I had to do a final, the day after I was tipsy from a cooler :/ And a chocolate + alcoholic drink :D;

Anywho, I'd like to thank the following for doing artwork for me on my bday ^^

Nobody
Nobody Nobody
Nobody

Thanks guys!! LOVE THEM SO MUCH! If i'm missing anyone please tell me and I'll immediately put it up!
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I'm engaged.


I'm so happy!!!!

Here are (better quality than before) pictures of the ring :aww:

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I love it so much!
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“Sushi Madness”

My friend, Miss Tad, (as I got accustomed to calling her), called me out of the blue and asked me to meet her up at Tower Records. I didn’t feel good, at all, so I was trying to tell her that, but after a while I was like ”Ahh screw it!” and asked her to come into my apartment so I can lay down for a bit. She made it fairly easy for me, for a while I laid on the couch and we just tell jokes and make fun of each other, and after a while, I got my mind off that I was sick.
I needed to get something to eat, so I suggested going to a sushi parlor.  Being the sushi lover she and I are, we were on our marry way to the “sushi place”, and this, my friends, had made my day ENTIRELY!!! I wanted to eat at home, in case I got sick again, but we were going to meet up with another friend, who needed shoes--So, we stayed in the sushi parlor, and ate there. It's a little pricy, I must admit, but it was worth it. So after finishing our meal, we stayed and talked, since our other friend wasn't going to be ready for another half hour. The workers opened up the door. And since then two homeless people came in asking for money. One that was barely audible, and of course easy to dismiss; we just shook our heads and he left without so much as a fuss. The second one, however, came in, asked a couple next to us for spare change.
    "I never had sushi before, care to spare some change so I can have some?"

They obviously dismissed him. THEN he came our way. Miss Tad looks Latina, but she isn’t. We came to the conclusion that no one knows what she is XD. She's a mix. And this guy started speaking Spanish to us. At first I was dumbfounded; I gave him a blank stare.
    "Hola mami, ¿Como estas?! ¿Hablas Español?"

We gave each other blank stares, at first out of confusion, but when he didn't leave it was more of "why isn't he leaving yet" kind of look.
    "Don't be playing like that, I know yous speak Spanish, you look like Spanish girls, or at least English! You have to know English don't lie like that, aww man you fucking liars. I know you guys speak English and Spanish. Man, why do you got to be playing like that."

Then he literally storms out of the parlor, still cussing and talking to himself. Miss Tad and I just gave each other one more stare before we just blatantly laughed. I don't think I laughed so loud. At first it was silent, because the employees just looked at us first, to see if we were okay after his constant harassment from a homeless guy. Eventually, everyone was paralyzed with laughter. How can you not be? LOL that really made my day!
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